Lyrical Logic

A man and a woman can walk into the emergency department with the same symptoms. 
The man can say it isn't too bad. 
The wife made him come in.
He will get taken seriously,
Meds ordered and a consult placed. 
The woman can be in tears, 
The worst pain in her life. 
They will just send her home.
Tylenol every eight hours should take care of it. 
And then they wonder why the she doesn't follow up with her primary care. 
Apparently it wasn't that bad. 
She just wanted drugs.